tit for tat

“If I were thin, I’d go around wearing just hotpants and a bra.”

“See God saved you from yourself. That’s why He made you fat.”

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“It’s already Monday night and Babs still doesn’t know the shake hands trick! We gotta practice and practice so she can do it by Sunday!”

“Oh my God, who are you and which Kiasu Planet did you come from?”

***********

“You want some of this pain au choc?”

“No, but if you love me, you’ll leave me at least half anyway.”

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“Why the hell didn’t you shut the child gate? Now she’s stolen some turds!”

“I was diarrheic and there was no toilet paper here! I ran to get some from the pantry. It was only 20 seconds!”

*****

OK. That’s prolly enough insight.

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