Cat in the box II


Cat in the box II
Originally uploaded by grouchiosa.

Yes, I’m cheating. This is not a proper post but a chat session with Ms. Dali. She is ‘excess meat’. I am ‘chocolate hoodie’.

excess meat says:
drank 1l of water already
excess meat says:
er
excess meat says:
er
excess meat says:
*drops dead with bloated tummy*
Chocolate hoodie says:
hehehehhe
Chocolate hoodie says:
wahhhh…so hydrated
excess meat says:
yes, i feel so youthful and naturally botoxed
excess meat says:
did i tell yer i have a crush on Grissom from CSI
excess meat says:
i’d fuck him any day
excess meat says:
ravi thinks i have a fetish for older men
excess meat says:
much older men
excess meat says:
could be from missing (but present) father in my life
excess meat says:
i’d do michael douglas too
excess meat says:
richard gere, ESPECIALLY richard gere
excess meat says:
but no, grissom’s far smarter. grissom beats everyone pants down.
excess meat says:
er.
excess meat says:
hands down.
Chocolate hoodie says:
eeeewwwww
excess meat says:
but not sean connery
excess meat says:
too … er … wrinkled and his lisp bugs me
excess meat says:
like if i met christian bale, i’d reach out into his mouth and pull his tongue out
excess meat says:
grissom
excess meat says:
grissom
Chocolate hoodie says:
hahahhaha
Chocolate hoodie says:
i think i like young men
Chocolate hoodie says:
i.e santiago munez in ‘Goal’
excess meat says:
cradle snatcher
excess meat says:
you have paedophilic tendencies
excess meat says:
i wld have liked to date stephen hawking
excess meat says:
have you beento his website
excess meat says:
he sounds so friendly
excess meat says:
so…almost sweet
excess meat says:
he has 3 kids! always wonered how come motor neurones affect everything but brain and
excess meat says:
strange
Chocolate hoodie says:
hehehe
Chocolate hoodie says:
hawking!?
excess meat says:
yes, yes, hawking
excess meat says:
i have a thing for smart guys
excess meat says:
usually you’d crave something you wish you were
excess meat says:
i wish i was super smart
excess meat says:
i’m only cleve
excess meat says:
clever
excess meat says:
HAHAHA
Chocolate hoodie says:
i mean we prolly wont meet any funky ppl
excess meat says:
woaaaaaaaaah
Chocolate hoodie says:
hahahahahha
Chocolate hoodie says:
idiot!
Chocolate hoodie says:
u stay w/ drooling hawking
Chocolate hoodie says:
tell u a secret
Chocolate hoodie says:
my heart melts whenever i see him and bill gates
excess meat says:
BILL GATES?! HAHAHAHA
excess meat says:
am actually laughing out loud
excess meat says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes, they look comel
excess meat says:
ok, not as bad as my Hawking
excess meat says:
but he’s GENIUS
excess meat says:
some two guys after Hawking found the leftover heat from the Big Bang – which more or less proves his theory
excess meat says:
Hawking found out how universe created. so clever, kan?
excess meat says:
you like geeks with glasses
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes true
Chocolate hoodie says:
i have a harry potter complex
Chocolate hoodie says:
if i met harry, would prolly rape him
excess meat says:
oooooh, harry IS sexy
Chocolate hoodie says:
i should put out text messages up on blog
excess meat says:
danny radcliffe, i mean
excess meat says:
in a weird way
excess meat says:
HAHAHAHAHHAA
Chocolate hoodie says:
dont really like radcliffe, i like the IDEA of harry
Chocolate hoodie says:
weird kan?
excess meat says:
hmmm, you like magicians too
excess meat says:
go ahead, put up our chat online
Chocolate hoodie says:
but yes, would rape radcliffe since he is harry in flesh. cannot rape ideal
excess meat says:
ppl will find out how weird we are
excess meat says:
i’d love to rape hawking
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes, would also rape garion of david edding’s belgarion series
excess meat says:
he’s semi paralysed but absolutely kena mind-fucked
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes, no resistance!
Chocolate hoodie says:
hahahahahah
excess meat says:
garion of david belgarion who!
excess meat says:
i’d do frodo
Chocolate hoodie says:
frodo gay. cannot
excess meat says:
no, no, it’s the intense wild look in his eyes
excess meat says:
FRODO not gay
excess meat says:
sam’s gay
Chocolate hoodie says:
unless u tipu him tht ur samwise gamgee
Chocolate hoodie says:
frodo GAY
Chocolate hoodie says:
david eddings rocks. read his Belgarion series
excess meat says:
frodo NOT gay! frodo responsible for millions of lives.
Chocolate hoodie says:
frodo gay. period
excess meat says:
frodo likes girls, but shire girls too small.
excess meat says:
bet he’d like me
excess meat says:
nice and big
excess meat says:
more area to conquer
Chocolate hoodie says:
ok, bi. sam is gay. sam loves frodo to death
excess meat says:
macam giant map to condor
excess meat says:
ok, i accept bi. i pun bi borderline.
Chocolate hoodie says:
no, frodo NEVER expressed interest in girls. not even tht elven princess
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes yes. u bi borderline. i think me also. i would shag monica belluci to death
Chocolate hoodie says:
then her hubby
excess meat says:
oh god, YESSSSSSSSSSS. monica is so fuckable.
excess meat says:
her hubby ugly la, what you talking about
excess meat says:
next, i’d do angelina jolie
excess meat says:
never jennifer aniston. she’s too damn boring.
excess meat says:
i’d do KD Lang
Chocolate hoodie says:
sexy by association wht
excess meat says:
and ellen degeneres
excess meat says:
well, i’m sexy, wld you fuck ravi? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Chocolate hoodie says:
JOLIE!? no no. she wrecked the happy marriage of brad and jen
Chocolate hoodie says:
i like jen
excess meat says:
i wld totally fuck ravi.
excess meat says:
no wait, i wld.
Chocolate hoodie says:
i do her after monica
excess meat says:
jen BORES me
Chocolate hoodie says:
she funny wht
excess meat says:
monica. jolie. kd lang. ellen degeneres. uma thurman.
excess meat says:
uma
excess meat says:
oooooooooh, uma
Chocolate hoodie says:
ok, i take monica and uma
Chocolate hoodie says:
u can have rest
Chocolate hoodie says:
ellen is too mutch for me
Chocolate hoodie says:
butch
excess meat says:
no no, i want uma
excess meat says:
i want uma
excess meat says:
i like some butches
Chocolate hoodie says:
cannot share ah?
Chocolate hoodie says:
who was ellen shagging? i do her
excess meat says:
i dont like butches who wrap breasts and crpa
excess meat says:
crap, what s her name
excess meat says:
forgot
excess meat says:
she turned straight
excess meat says:
HAHAHAHHAA
excess meat says:
ultimate revenge
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes, hetch something?
Chocolate hoodie says:
anne?
excess meat says:
heche
Chocolate hoodie says:
yes yes

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